
The Apple Gazette – November 2021 Issue
The Apple Gazette November 2021 issue is out! Download / view the PDF here.

Brooklyn Apple’s weather report II
Brooklyn Apple Weather Forecasting: Very accurate, as always! © (more…)

Brooklyn apple’s weather report
Brooklyn Apple Weather Forecasting: Very accurate, as always! © (more…)

The Apple Gazette – October 2021 Issue
The Apple Gazette October 2021 issue is out! Download / view the PDF here.

Dumb Pictures of Charlie. Now That’s News.
by Shaylem & Alex
Bad things happen when you don’t show up to Newspaper Club… (more…)

Hub Adventures, April 2021
After a long battle, the party defeated the Bone Devil and the Greyhawk militia and Crossed Serpents that closed in on them in the Black Dragon cave. They took the row boats of the militia out to the Greyhawk Navy’s ship. Upon boarding the ship they met only the fortune teller from Lord Silverfox’s party. She revealed to them that she is in fact the woman who had given them the soup and had given them the visions of Hammermill, Greyhawk’s King, way back in October of last year. (more…)

Gargantuan Sexy Hair (advertisement)
by Manuela, Zoe, Charlie, Shaylem & Alex
You have heard of Big Sexy Hair. But have you heard of Gargantuan Sexy Hair? (more…)

Brooklyn Flying Squad Shut Down
by Charlie and Shaylem
We have some very bad news; Thursday, April 22 the Brooklyn Flying Squad was permanently shut down. Security at Barnes and Nobles caught Charlie, a member of our Flying Squad, writing graffiti on the walls of the bathroom. Charlie revealed that this was a dollar dare that Alex, our adult facilitator had given to him. (more…)

Hub Adventures, March 2021
The party tracked down the robber party that stole their belongings and battled them. Avdol cast fear upon one who fled and the invisible robber was never found. After a long battle, they killed the rest of the party. But since two escaped, they decided to climb a mountain and seek shelter in a cave for a long rest. (more…)

Find Your Future Career
The Apple Gazette wants to help you find your future career: (more…)

March 2021 Har-Har-ascopes
The March Har-Har-ascopes. We’ve got some really good news from the stars for you… sucker.
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Child Starts Satan Worshipping Cult in Prospect Park
by Charlie, Marisol, Shaylem & Alex
Today one of our journalists was captured by a Satan worshipping cult in Prospect Park called the Brooklyn Apple Academy. Through a hidden microphone our journalist described the cult as a truly terrifying clan of troglodytes. They had upside down crosses, they used rocks as currency, and they were using primitive plumbing supply weapons. (more…)