How do defend yourself against santa (By Oliver)

So, A man dressed in red broke into your home, WHAT DO YOU DO! Well first, We grab the nearest weapon, And if you have one, a cross and bible, Then you wanna sneak down stairs,

And attack the red beast, then if you want to permanently get rid of the red demon, use the cross to melt him, and then start reading holy verses. Now, If somehow you screwed this up, I will give you a description on the best ways to protect yourself from the beast after you get caught, 1# Avoid his sack, he will trap you in the sack and turn you into candy and toys, 2# get your children, he has a soft spot for those little tikes upstairs sleeping, 3# Remember that cross I was talking about, If you don’t have one on you, they sell them at your 24h Exorcism store, and finally, 4# break his legs, if you have been unable to complete any of these first 3 tasks, just, break his legs, He’s still mortal and weak to blunt objects against his legs. NOW THAT YOU KNOW HOW TO FIGHT SANTA, GO HO HO OUT THERE AND START HUNTING!!!!!!!