Vicki’s Confidential Summer Collection Bikini Facemasks (Advertisement)

by Charlie, Shaylem, Manuela’s bloody tooth, Marisol (maybe?) & Alex

Imagine the most elegant facemask for the summer– not just for your face but for all of your beach clothing requirements too.

Our fine materials come straight out of silk bugs from China. For all of you idiots who won’t wear masks over your nose, don’t worry, we have a special feature, just for you. An optional flap for those who don’t wish to have their nose covered.


And all you men, no jealousy is needed because we’ve just come out with the Nut Chuckle Line, exclusively for men.