New Inflow of Tiny Tot Workers

by Charlie, Shaylem, Zoe & Alex

Yesterday’s decision by the Department of Education to shut down schools in New York City turned out to not be about the Coronavirus, at least not what we thought. Contrary to popular belief, the Coronavirus was not the sole cause of schools shutting down. Our investigative reporters discovered that the real reason for closures was actually a child labor conspiracy.
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Hub Adventures November 13, 2020

The party battled the drider in the cathedral for the entire adventure today. By the end of the battle, Zombie was unconscious bleeding to death; Chimpo, Orange, and Wynzorwyn were all paralyzed; Avdol spent the entire fight summoning a celestial to help; and Tall Stag was left to battle the drider alone. Tall Stag dealt the final blow, with one round left before the celestial was summoned and close to the end of the party’s lives. The drider fell from the ceiling, where it had been hiding in spider webs, shooting down arrows and spells.
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Categories: D&D

GOP Counts on Count

by Charlie, Shaylem, Zoe & Alex

The GOP (Grumpy Old Politicians) weren’t convinced of the results of the election, and decided to hire one of the best counters out there, THE Count Von Count. We interviewed the Count on his progress of counting the election, and his response was, “One! Two! Three! Ha ha ha!” Research later proved that this is actually two numbers higher than the current President can actually count.
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Hub Adventures October 30, 2020

The party went back down the hallway in the tunnels they are stuck in and discovered two more sets of jail cells. They released about thirty prisoners altogether, mostly wood elves, but also some duergar. All of the prisoners were starving and weak. Continuing down the hallways they came to an intersection. Straight ahead the hallway continued on level into darkness. To the right the hall slopes down into a bright area with the blue torches they have seen. (more…)

Categories: D&D

Trick or Tweet

by Charlie, Shaylem & Alex

Donald Trump announced today over Twitter that he would be handing out something special for Halloween. That got the hopes up of many American children, but they would soon come to realize that it was not what it seemed. Instead of candy, this Halloween, Donald Trump is handing out something a little more trick than treat. He tweeted, “I’ve got something for American children this Halloween that they won’t forget for the rest of their lives.”
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Natural History

Your beloved tour guide shows you the rare creatures of Prospect Park. This episode, meet the Wild Chuckles and watch a Shatamus Monkius prove its name.

Hub Adventures October 23, 2020

The party walked up the slope of the stream after having defeated the harpies. They peered in on the Tumbled tower ahead of them in a clearing. Birds chirped around them and the sun shown down on an ancient tower that is falling apart. About three stories of the tower stood before them. And then floating in the air above stood several more floors of the tower, suspended in midair.
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Categories: D&D

Mortimer Sackler Takes a Penny

by Charlie, Shaylem & Alex

Mortimer Sackler, co-owner of Purdue Pharma was arrested last night for the alleged robbery of seven bodegas in the Park Slope neighborhood of Brooklyn. Sally, a forty-two year old cashier who works at the local Delicious Organic Yumminess corner store told reporters, “That Sackler guy keeps coming into Organic Yumminess and stealing from the give a penny, take a penny at my checkout. It’s so petty.”
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