Hoop Skirts to Enforce Social Distancing

by Bea, Charlie, Marisol, Shaylem, Zoe & Alex (and no help from Manuela)

Hoop skirt mandates have been enforced in the New York City subway. Hoop skirts are very wide, and because of this they are perfect for enforcing social distancing. The MTA was frustrated when people wore their masks below their noses, which is what originally triggered the law. (more…)

Hub Adventures, February 2021

The party ran upstairs in Lord Silverfox’s estate, carrying Silverfox’s body, with the excuse of bringing him to his bedroom as a resting place. The party noticed that the upstairs floor was elaborately decorated with images of evil-doing and spiders and imagery of Lolth. They entered a room straight ahead at the top of the stairs to discover a room with a large, stone slab in the center of the room. Searching to the left, they found servant’s quarters. To the right they found Silverfox’s bedroom. (more…)

Categories: D&D

Neil Armstrong Leaves Fortune on Moon

by Charlie, Marisol, Shaylem & Alex

It was recently discovered that the famous astronaut Neil Armstrong left a fortune on the moon on his initial visit there in 1969. Elon Musk discovered it when he found a big treasure chest just sort of sitting there on the dark side of the moon. We all know that the SpaceX rocket landed on the moon last week. So, Elon Musk just happened to be there. (more…)

Hub Adventures, January 2021

Sorry, I got lazy and did not do any previous January campaign updates. After the battle at Zagig’s Bridge with the Kuo Toa pirates, the party sailed the barge to the post of Greyhawk city. Disguising Chimpo and putting the rest of the group in the Bag of Holding, they were able to sneak into the city walls. (more…)

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Satanic Summoning Gone Right…?

by Charlie, Marisol, Shaylem, Zoe & Alex

Earlier today some young hoodlums took part in a satanic summoning. The illegal actions of these people are truly preposterous. The Parks Department stumbled upon the group. At first they just thought they were dumb children pretending to summon people, but then when they saw Billy Graham appear they were truly dumbfangled. The Parks Department informed the FBI who came and arrested them. Our journalists followed them to the courthouse to provide this update on the proceedings: (more…)