Hub Adventures, January 2021

Sorry, I got lazy and did not do any previous January campaign updates. After the battle at Zagig’s Bridge with the Kuo Toa pirates, the party sailed the barge to the post of Greyhawk city. Disguising Chimpo and putting the rest of the group in the Bag of Holding, they were able to sneak into the city walls. (more…)

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Satanic Summoning Gone Right…?

by Charlie, Marisol, Shaylem, Zoe & Alex

Earlier today some young hoodlums took part in a satanic summoning. The illegal actions of these people are truly preposterous. The Parks Department stumbled upon the group. At first they just thought they were dumb children pretending to summon people, but then when they saw Billy Graham appear they were truly dumbfangled. The Parks Department informed the FBI who came and arrested them. Our journalists followed them to the courthouse to provide this update on the proceedings: (more…)

A Big Misunderstanding

by Charlie, Marisol, Shaylem, Zoe & Alex

The so-called “Pro Trump protests” on Capitol Hill on Wednesday were all a big misunderstanding. There was in fact organizing, but the organizing was for a big Pokemon Go meetup. The meetup was organized by Qanon after hearing that there was a special location in Capitol Hill to capture a Pokemon that has the powers to cast more votes. Rumor has it that this special Pokemon, named Trumpachu, bore a similar resemblance to a popular Cheeto-like world leader. (more…)

Hub Adventures December 11 & 18, 2020

The party rested in the inn that evening. They headed down to the restaurant downstairs while the four prisoners they rescued slept in their room. When the party came back to the room, they discovered two assassins in their room and the spiders on the platinum door that stole had come to life. The spiders had pinned down and bitten the prisoners until they died. The party battled the assassins, killing one and sending the other running back out into the night. (more…)

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Hub Adventures December 4, 2020

The party began to battle the hairy drow and the dozen giant spiders in the dining room. Things immediately started going poorly for the campaign. Chimpo heard a voice in his head and realized he was being commanded to attack his teammates. The giant spiders bit and poisoned multiple members of the team. Avdol and Tall Stag ran into the door to the left to see if there was a way out, and they discovered that the room was a kitchen filled with drow elves preparing a meal. (more…)

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Hub Adventures November 27, 2020

The party decided to search the cathedral after killing the drider. They found nothing at the main entrance and the altar. In the balcony, Chimpo played the organ and began hearing a clanging noise behind a wall. It seemed to be coming from under the altar. After attempting to smash open the floor, they realized that the altar could swivel open. (more…)

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New Inflow of Tiny Tot Workers

by Charlie, Shaylem, Zoe & Alex

Yesterday’s decision by the Department of Education to shut down schools in New York City turned out to not be about the Coronavirus, at least not what we thought. Contrary to popular belief, the Coronavirus was not the sole cause of schools shutting down. Our investigative reporters discovered that the real reason for closures was actually a child labor conspiracy.
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