You started outside of Two Ford camping in the plains. You went into town and saw that the people there had a negative reaction to all of the elves in your party for some reason.
By Zoe, Charlie, Shaylem, and Alex
There once was a pineapple. An ancient elder power of the gnomes. No wait, he was pickled first, everyone knows that. It’s common knowledge. Does that mean he’s cursed to never be ripe? He was accidentally dropped into a pickle jar, and the owner of these pickles decided, “Eh I’m feeling lazy.” And then he never took it out. And then gnomes found him and put a gnome hat on him and stuck googly eyes on him. Then he was growled at by angry Zoes. But Hub took pity on him and made him living or something? Sure.
by Apple Gazette Staff
Prepare for summer….
Here are two photos I found online of Eighth Avenue Brooklyn Chinatown not during coronavirus.
The Coronavirus is just a cover up. The real reason the government has us all quarantining is because aliens really exist. These aliens were discovered near the end of 2019, and the discovery was not made available to the general public.
This magazine is for kids approximately ages 8 to 14, who like news. It just started up and is very fun to read.
so you don’t want to die, well i have the perfect way not to die!, first go to the farmers market and buy the entire stock of 5 hour energy
The April Har-Har-ascopes. We’ve got some really good news from the stars for you… sucker.
Marisol: Since Earth Day is April 22nd, maybe we could talk a little bit about mining and how mining affects our earth.
Popular belief if that dogs see in black and white, this is not entirely true. (more…)