Pineapple Gnome, A Brief History

By Zoe, Charlie, Shaylem, and Alex There once was a pineapple. An ancient elder power of the gnomes. No wait, he was pickled first, everyone knows that. It’s common knowledge. Does that mean he’s cursed to never be ripe? He was accidentally dropped into a pickle jar, and the owner of these pickles decided, “Eh […]

The Real Reason We’re in Quarantine

by Jerebald The Coronavirus is just a cover up. The real reason the government has us all quarantining is because aliens really exist. These aliens were discovered near the end of 2019, and the discovery was not made available to the general public.

How to Not Die

by Oliver so you don’t want to die, well i have the perfect way not to die!, first go to the farmers market and buy the entire stock of 5 hour energy