Apple Gazette

Hello, dear reader! It’s me, Seth. It’s been some time, but I’m finally back! Working in a coal mine has been grueling work, but I’m done now, and I’m back to give you some totally informational news that I did not make up on a whim for entertainment purposes! Nope, this is all straight fact. […]

Josiah’s latest crossword puzzle

Happy belated Christmas/New Years, dear reader! I hope everyone enjoyed their holidays, because I sure didn’t. Apparently I was quite the mischievous character this year, and Santa decided that simply giving me coal was not enough, so now I’m at the north pole working in Santa’s personal coal mine. Make sure to be good this […]

So, A man dressed in red broke into your home, WHAT DO YOU DO! Well first, We grab the nearest weapon, And if you have one, a cross and bible, Then you wanna sneak down stairs,

Chapter One Brooklyn Apple was founded by John Applesauce in the year 4 C.E. in St. Petersburg Russia, (at the time the City was named, “Aaaaaaaaa’!”)

The Apple Gazette November 2021 issue is out! Download / view the PDF here.

The Apple Gazette October 2021 issue is out! Download / view the PDF here.

by Shaylem & Alex Bad things happen when you don’t show up to Newspaper Club…

by Manuela, Zoe, Charlie, Shaylem & Alex You have heard of Big Sexy Hair. But have you heard of Gargantuan Sexy Hair?