Author Archives: Apple Gazette

by Charlie, Shaylem & Alex, Illustration by Oliver Recent studies have shown that sitting on people has negative implications on said people’s health. In a recent study, doctors had people sit on somebody else for six months straight. The sittees caught Sitting Person Virus Disease (SPVD) after a mere minute. SPVD creates an urge to […]

By Shaye Here are a few simple steps on how to write a letter;

by Charlie, Marisol, Oliver, Shaye, Shaylem, Zoe & Alex

by Shaylem and Alex

By Zoe, Charlie, Shaylem, and Alex “You don’t what living is until you’ve seen a schmocyoument. It’s very enlightening seeing one. They are glowing, you know.” –anonymous

By Zoe, Charlie, Shaylem, and Alex There once was a pineapple. An ancient elder power of the gnomes. No wait, he was pickled first, everyone knows that. It’s common knowledge. Does that mean he’s cursed to never be ripe? He was accidentally dropped into a pickle jar, and the owner of these pickles decided, “Eh […]

by Apple Gazette Staff Prepare for summer….

The Apple Gazette April – May 2020 issue is out! Download the PDF here.

By Shaye Here are two photos I found online of Eighth Avenue Brooklyn Chinatown not during coronavirus.

by Jerebald The Coronavirus is just a cover up. The real reason the government has us all quarantining is because aliens really exist. These aliens were discovered near the end of 2019, and the discovery was not made available to the general public.

By Shaye This magazine is for kids approximately ages 8 to 14, who like news. It just started up and is very fun to read.

by James