by Charlie, Shaylem & Alex
We are writing about Shaylem the Smurf and Charlie the Nun, of course.
Charlie is now the official first Hubbist nun. And Shaylem is a smurf. I don’t know how he is a smurf or why he is even here. I couldn’t agree more. They said, “We’re not idiots, we’re just out to lunch.” Then they got PTSD flashbacks to when they got PTSD. And we’re all just so glad that Marisol isn’t here to censor this article.