Breaking News Article

by Charlie, Manuela, Marisol, Shaylem, Zoe & Alex

We broke the news.

Popular belief is that former President Trump is going to Florida. But President Trump is actually ACTUALLY going to move to Georgia. Trump decided it would be appropriate to move to a place that represents him. As the only president who has been impeached twice, he decided to move to the state of peaches. Rumor also has it that Donald Trump’s butt looks like a peach. Do not ask how we know this. We do not have cameras in his bathroom. Our camera isn’t one of those cool camera things in his toilet. We also don’t have an undercover reporter who pretends to be his proctologist. And his name is not Noah Apple.