How to Not Die

by Oliver
so you don’t want to die, well i have the perfect way not to die!, first go to the farmers market and buy the entire stock of 5 hour energy

then buy 3 packs of any type of chips then eat the chips go home and lay down entill you explode now BOOM so you gotta then drink ALL of

the 5 hour energy if you bought 100 5 hour energy you should live about for 500 hours so do 200 then 600 hours now i don’t like math so

the other trick is buy cherrys and lick all of them each day of your life you should live for 23324413434231243 more years

final life extender, money buy new souls easy as that oh and you might need to be a vampire or do i voodoo dance to consume the souls
now thats all folks


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