Hub Adventures August 7, 2020

The party decided to have Shaylem and Oof Duh sneak into the courthouse to watch the trial of the elves. Within fifteen minutes it became clear that the trial was rigged and the four elves, including the leader of the hideout were sentenced to death. They were to be hung in the town square outside the jail and courthouse that afternoon.

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Windex Good, Sitting on People Bad

by Charlie, Shaylem & Alex, Illustration by Oliver

Recent studies have shown that sitting on people has negative implications on said people’s health. In a recent study, doctors had people sit on somebody else for six months straight. The sittees caught Sitting Person Virus Disease (SPVD) after a mere minute. SPVD creates an urge to continually sit on people and gives you painful flatulence (which is that much worse for the people you are sitting on). SPVD is cured by not sitting on people, you dolts.

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Hub Adventures July 31, 2020

Today the party loaded up the wagon with all of the weapons, armor, and supplies from the mansion. They tried using the Sending Stone Oof Duh (the dragonborn spy who was known ad “Luz”) had to talk with the elves back at the hideout to tell them they were coming, but they got no response. The party, including Oof Duh and the six elves saved from the prison walked behind the wagon while Oliver drove it (since he has animal handling proficiency). They went down the trade road and at an intersection came across two humans on a wagon. Oliver used his persuasion to convince them that he was bringing the elves to the town jail.

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Hub Adventures July 24, 2020

The party led their prisoner goblin through a secret passageway in the pantry toward the supposed prison in the basement. At the foot of the stairs was a trap door leading to a pit with spikes and venemous snakes. Shaylem was able to climb across safely to the other side and throw a rope across to Harlan and Oscar. Oliver stayed on the other side to guard the goblin and Charlie (NPCed) stayed up in the kitchen as a look out.

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Hub Adventures July 17, 2020

The party left the wagon hidden off the trail and snuck around back of the house through the woods. Harlan was spotted by a guard and the party ended up in combat with him. A second guard heard a cry of help from the wolf-like creature and did not believe Oliver when he tried to pretend to be the voice of the first guard.

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Hub Adventures July 3, 2020

Shaylem disguised himself and crossed the bridge undetected. On the otherwise he met up with Charlie. The others paid the boatman to ferry them across the river. As they got to the other side, Shaylem and Charlie noticed there were guards searching the boats.

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